1. Presenting the old lady we all hope would have had NEVER spawned any offspring. With the apparent lack of values and civic consciousness, we simply don't want more of her kind.
2. OOPS!!! The hairdresser slipped while using the sha.......ve............................r...............
3. Recently, while roaming the untouched forests of Congo, scientists came across what they thought to be the missing link. MAN or APE? You decide for yourself.
4. Say no evil. See no evil.
5. All hail MATRON JUJU!!!
Wishing all Selamat Hari Raya Aldilfitri.
