Fat Tips

Les juz say that for this entry i shall let the pics do most of the talking.

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'Theres nothing wrong if you are fat, BUT if you walk out in public and you scare people then its wrong.' Ah Pang (see pic below).

So how do we define 'scare people'?

Choose your attire wisely...

Always look natural...

And you can turn out Super...

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder...

In loving memories of Lydia Sum. May her soul rest in peace.

You Dont Know How I Feel

24 Dec 2006 – As usual Sunday Christmas service is packed and this year is special as the new church building is ready for use. Christmas service ends and the congregation floods out of the service halls towards the ground floor for the usual weekend gossips and catching up with people. I decided to take the stairs from the 6th floor as the lift area seemed crowded. As I was going down the stairs, I was horrified and outraged to see this moron LIMPING down the stairs with one of his legs in a cast! His girlfriend is helping him down the stairs and filling up the rest of the walking space creating a jam in the stairwell as well. WORSE, there were 2 female idiots behind them commenting how CARING she was and how BRAVE he is to take the stairs instead of the lift. If not for the fact that its Christmas and I was feeling uncharacteristically charitable, that ‘Dumb and Dumber’ couple and their equally mentally challenged sidekicks would have gotten a dose of good old Hokkien expletives, guaranteed to cure all foolishness and ignorance.

You dont know how I feel.

How many times have we said or heard this all-so-familiar phrase? How proudly individuals claim to experience some encounter so profoundly unique they have exclusive rights to; that only they alone have undergone an (often tragic) event and absolutely nobody else can empathise. If only its true.

In the mere 50000 years that modern humans have existed, we have collectively exhausted practically every encounter there is to experience. As the human race advances, encounters that were originally unique have become common place. Below are 2 such examples.

29 May 1953 – Sir Edmund Percival Hillary and Sherpa mountaineer Tenzing Norgay became the first climbers to reach the summit of Mount Everest. More people have been on top of the world ever since.

21 July 1969 – Neil Alden Armstrong’s first moonwalk. More than a dozen men have since trodden on the moon only to discover in their disappointment that its not made of cosmic cheese.

Well fortunately humans, well most humans anyway, are born with the gift to empathise. When others share their innermost thoughts and experiences, most of us are able to form a mental image based on our understanding. This may not be infallible but its reasonably safe to assume that if we care to share, we can impart our knowledge and experiences to others. By simply doing so, we collectively, as a civilisation, have been able benefit from the past to create a better future. In reality, the only true unique experience one could selfishly enjoy would be our death.

The next time some major catastrophe emotional trauma strikes or the entire universe has unjustly accused you of some misdeeds or you stumble upon ‘Encounters of the Moronic Kind’, do not hesitate to allow your fellow humans to exercise their empathic ability.

Because by telling me ‘No point in telling you, you dont know how I feel.’, then truly ‘You dont know how I feel.’

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SWEENEY TODD - Never forget. Never forgive.

Blood. Gore. Blood. Violence. Blood. Brutal. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.

I think you get the idea. But then again what to expect when you pair Tim Burton with Johnny Depp? PURE GREATNESS and BOTTLED CANS OF FART. The movie beautifully illustrates to us what to expect when a person is stripped of his dignity and identity. The scariest person in the world is one who has nothing to lose.

Ok enough of this bullcrap. Lets just get to the best part: mindless senseless killings, because he can. Throat after throat slit in a methodical and surgical fashion. Blooding spurting and spewing everywhere. Blood. Blood. Blood. And in the midst of these very graphic murders I see IDIOTS covering their eyes and hear them talking to their friend about the horrors!!! WTF WTF WTF!!! For the love of god thats the BEST PART. In fact i saw a couple leave the cinema. MORONS. Its a M18 show. Maybe they cant read numbers yet or physically they are >18 but mentally prolly an 8. Please find out about the movie before you pay to watch it. Its called the INTERNET, FOOLS. Bloody IDIOTS, pun intended. M18, enough said.

I wonder what the taste of idiots is. Medium rare please.


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